Unanswered (And probably unasked) questions about Volkswagen

1. Why the heck won't you let the Stig take a Veyron round the Top Gear track and grab a time – I mean come on!!!! When the Bugatti Veyron was created in 2005 it was the fastest road car available – it's not like it's going to be a crap time or anything!! Come on VW Please don't annoy me!
   
2. Why is the Lupo so girly?
   
3. A mid-engine van? Give me a break!
   
4. Why do your 2001 minibuses sound like they are going to blow up every time you reverse?
   
5. Whilst on the subject of minibuses – what the flip is with that ANNOYING park assist – A more subtle sound please????
   
6. Is the Veyron pregnant? Why so bulbous?
   
7. The Bora is a 1970's mid-engine Italian Supercar from Maserati which looks very nice – I'd buy one any day – not your rebadged Skoda Octavia!
   
8. Why is the Golf so expensive? What do you think makes it so special?
   
9. The Beetle was crap the first time around so what makes you think it won't be this time?
   
10. I'm sorry but why do you make the older Passats look like Audi's. BE ORIGINAL PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!